well me and my wife spent all the $$ on the wedding... so we couldnt afford much, so we drove up to niagra falls... its only 4 hours from here, and i tell yea what we had a great time, got a room in the hilton on canadian side, looking at the falls, so if you look out the window you could see both falls, it was great, then the fireworks at night, and they light up the falls also. and the "town" itself is pretty cool. we got married in november so when we went up there, there was no one. Its a little farther for you though.

 

Well, I like strippers! Tall ones, skinny ones, short ones, big butted ones, pancake butt ones, ones than can dance, ones that just stand there, ones that talk too much, deaf ones...big cans, little cans.Whew!...featured performers and pornstar too!

Just do what you can...it's all about you two, family and friends!

 

If you get that to rhyme you can be the next Dr. Seuss.

 

Ixtapa Mexico... I have a timeshare there, and plan to retire there as well.

 

Strippers good. lol

Dude, what you need is..... Cheetos, 2 bean bag chairs, duct tape, shed, ceiling fan, and 4 midgets........lol lol..... Yo woman will never forget that night! LMAO!

 

thats how i got my pwi name

 

that sound like my place every other day!! w/o an impending marriage..

lol

uh.. about yer party there man.. hell.. you're probably gonna end up having half the active KF crew there at your wedding.. i'm sure those who show up will rock out with ya on your last day before lockdown. i would! like i said.. i'll play canon for ya and all, so we can literally rock out.

lol.

as far as a honeymoooooon, Hmm.. gotta be somewhere exotic. i hear the sex vanquishes with the introduction of a ring on a certain finger on females, so you might as well have your remaining orgasmic conquests in a fantastical place.. virgin islands or St. Croix, somewhere around hawaii, bahamas or jamaica mon..(lol) i dunno.OR.. we (the bombastic KF crew) can truck in1 ton of sand and get some bonsai palm trees, tiki torches/bug repellant, large, scantily clad females,and a blow-up kiddie pooland make a lil oasis!!! (emphasis on little.. with bonsai palm trees) and i'll use my slumlord/hustla powers to corral the local "ladies of the evening" and have them dress up in grass skirts (sans underwear) OH! i'm surethey'll bring ther own crabs ([:'(])... and we can have a grand time in the privacy of your basement! (if you have one)

(if not, your livingroom)

lemme know if this sounds enticing!

 

if your not busy, can you plan my b party

 

fn, did you get your ring yet ?

 

Alright FN, listen to me here. I aint kidding! You're only gonna have one honeymoon. Make it an awesome experience. You can pay later.

I would suggest Costa Rica!!! It's CHEAP too!!!! If you need help getting a cheap flight just ask....should be less than $300 roundtrip from NC.

In Costa go to Montezuma on the Nicoya pennisula on the pacific coast. Montezuma is a tiny village on the southern tip of the pennisula right on the Pacific....absolutely beautiful, quiet, romantic, adventerous, with rainforest everywhere with tours in the canopy or on horseback.

I would suggest a cheap 4x4 rental from "wild riders" based outta San Jose. Take the ferry from Puntarenas over to Paquera and drive to Montezuma and stay there at least for a while. You can always do some exploring in the 4x4 and go to Samara (surfing town) or head over to the Arenal Active Volcano.

Here is a pic of downtown Montezuma

The view from my $35/night hotel room....clean, very nice, but simple with great service. A pic from the my room balcony

Here's a quick video clip of me taking a break on a typical road about 5 miles from Montezuma.... listen to the wildlife

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v4...t=MOV01107.flv

Just one more typical pic of the area

Make sure you get a 4x4 this was the "highway" to Samara ... lol



Now google it up If you have any questions, just ask.