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Old Feb 12, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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a couple more pics of real women riders
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 10:29 PM
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She is perfection..... lol

Apes? this is gonna be good...... i like you, amfd, you crack me up! lol
it only works if you have to burp too [lucky me i was LEARNED how to do it on call ]

so when EYE buttercup.. i seriously stick my hands IN my pants [hand to skin contact] i know i know i know what yorue thinking.. but if youre gonna do it.. do it right damnit!!

so okay.. back to the subject at hand.. skin to hand.. you let loose right? then you cup it then you can go 1 of 2 routes...
you can burp and keep it in your mouth and put your arm around a friend to blow [:'(]the burp in their face and when they turn the other way open up your fart hand.. its like.. laying of the flavors if you wanna call it that..
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when you catch your fart in your hand [and this isnt for the faint] burp in your mouth and hold it in.. then suck in the butt air from your hand into your mouth.. then blow it in someones face.. [:'(]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha.. WOW i just realized how gross i am.. it seemed so normal on active duty [].. well the second one still grossed alot of people out but i thought it was genius..

you know some small part of you wants to try at least one if not both.. youre thinking about it right NOW.. hahha i knew it!! take it home.. chew on it [no pun intended] youll like it.. its like.. a conversation starter okay seriously.. why did eddie b marry me? hahahha
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 10:41 PM
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How abou girls and quads?








awwww come on guys!! the chick on the honda looks like she got an extra package pass el gooch.. [:'(]NO BUENO!! could just be ME.. but i dont think its supose to stick out like that unless its roastbeef.. shes got a cute face tho.. but 1] dont take off your clothes to take a pic in a dirty *** garage 2] damn then undies fit PERFECT and 3] long black/brown hair is mass hubba hubba status.. but then again the last blond on the yellow quad.. gaaaaadamn!! the chick in the middle.. now thats just an akward position shes sitting in.. like stick a leg up.. and oh yeah.. nice butterface



damn i talk alot of $hit
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 10:56 PM
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She is perfection..... lol

Apes? this is gonna be good...... i like you, amfd, you crack me up! lol
it only works if you have to burp too [lucky me i was LEARNED how to do it on call ]

so when EYE buttercup.. i seriously stick my hands IN my pants [hand to skin contact] i know i know i know what yorue thinking.. but if youre gonna do it.. do it right damnit!!

so okay.. back to the subject at hand.. skin to hand.. you let loose right? then you cup it then you can go 1 of 2 routes...
you can burp and keep it in your mouth and put your arm around a friend to blow [:'(]the burp in their face and when they turn the other way open up your fart hand.. its like.. laying of the flavors if you wanna call it that..
OR
when you catch your fart in your hand [and this isnt for the faint] burp in your mouth and hold it in.. then suck in the butt air from your hand into your mouth.. then blow it in someones face.. [:'(]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha.. WOW i just realized how gross i am.. it seemed so normal on active duty [].. well the second one still grossed alot of people out but i thought it was genius..

you know some small part of you wants to try at least one if not both.. youre thinking about it right NOW.. hahha i knew it!! take it home.. chew on it [no pun intended] youll like it.. its like.. a conversation starter okay seriously.. why did eddie b marry me? hahahha
LOL..... Have you ever lit your farts on fire? Im sad to say i have done it... ill never grow hair in some spots ever again..... lol.... Its more funny to watch someone else do it though... ah good times..... I would die laughing if i saw a girl fart in her hand, suck it in her mouth then blow it in someones face..... that would take the cake right there...... lol
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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LOL..... Have you ever lit your farts on fire? Im sad to say i have done it... ill never grow hair in some spots ever again..... lol.... Its more funny to watch someone else do it though... ah good times..... I would die laughing if i saw a girl fart in her hand, suck it in her mouth then blow it in someones face..... that would take the cake right there...... lol
you got issues LOL and that is coming from a midget lover.
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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LOL..... Have you ever lit your farts on fire? Im sad to say i have done it... ill never grow hair in some spots ever again..... lol.... Its more funny to watch someone else do it though... ah good times..... I would die laughing if i saw a girl fart in her hand, suck it in her mouth then blow it in someones face..... that would take the cake right there...... lol
you got issues LOL and that is coming from a midget lover.
Everyone was doing it man..... i had to..... lol... then falling backward in the chair wasnt much fun either..... damn methane gas.....
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:34 PM
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ok we went from seeing pics of hot babes to talking about farts...lol [&:]nice pics suprakawi
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LOL..... Have you ever lit your farts on fire? Im sad to say i have done it... ill never grow hair in some spots ever again..... lol.... Its more funny to watch someone else do it though... ah good times..... I would die laughing if i saw a girl fart in her hand, suck it in her mouth then blow it in someones face..... that would take the cake right there...... lol
you got issues LOL and that is coming from a midget lover.
Everyone was doing it man..... i had to..... lol... then falling backward in the chair wasnt much fun either..... damn methane gas.....
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:37 PM
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We can blame ems for it
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:38 PM
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good eye hoedogg..... its amfd's fault... back on topic.....
 
Old Feb 12, 2007 | 11:59 PM
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It says motocross on her skirt.... that counts right...














 



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