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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 01:46 AM
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then the blast from srobaks *** blew up a phaermone factory and got everyone soooppppeeerrr hrony.
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 08:42 AM
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and with that, the ensuingpheromone cloud contacted said females.... and hendrix, tounge waiting (san *****, sadly) was already ready, already.

with his prized herem of vexens in now check (and an ocassional pimp-slap) he goes forth to act as president of ournuked and disfigured coutry, and start the rebuilding process.
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 02:27 PM
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and then he set off a nuke. and everybody died.
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 02:35 PM
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And Worlok loaded up some of the remaining young chicks and his ZX-14 and went to start his own society in a far away corner of the country. And Srobak did not know where he went, so he cannot inflict anymore nukes upon him or his chicks.
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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but kx runs against hendrix and wins because hes way cooler and everyone knows we need a crazy bastard to run this crazy new world. his first order of busniess was to...
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 04:33 PM
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but srobak had planted a homing beacon on the zx14... so srobak told god, and god ended the universe, and everybody died.
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 06:52 PM
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since everyone died and some of us are in heaven and sro is in hell for killing everyone. God mad a new earth and allowed everyone that dint set off a damn nuke back on earth
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 06:54 PM
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and then they set off nukes. and everybody died.


hahah
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 06:55 PM
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There were no more nukes cuz f*ckin sro set them all off. So everyone is still alive on earth.
 
Old Apr 25, 2008 | 07:39 PM
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But Worlok detected the tracking device on his ZX, and stuck it on a squids bike. He then found an inhabitable planet far away in the universe where even Srob could not find him and began breeding the young chicks and raising happy little Kawasaki squid families and later WhiteHendrix joined Worlok cause he found that his Fiddy was an intergalactic traveling stuntin Fiddy craft that traveled at light speed and Srob perished in all of the nukes inflicted on the earth because he deserved it.

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