Here's the scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and
you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this dangerous situation?







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Answer:


Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round"..............you're drunk.

 

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That's drunk, right there!! lol lol

 

ive been there once or twice. jd and a sit n spin dont mix. reminds me of another story but i wont go there. midgets rock lol

 

damn i thought i was just dreaming maybe i should lay off the jd for a while ha ha ha jk

 

" Put your hands up and step away from the giant pig, sir" lol lol

Ya, midgets rock!! They come with a built in drink holder!! lol lol lol.......

" Ya, I was dating a midget for a while. We broke up tho'..... We just didn't see eye to eye" ha hah a hha ha ha ha ha ha

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Yo BR go to sleep...... lol j/k Whats up my brotha???

 

You guys make me laugh

 

thats just crazy stuff

 

hehehehehe - I'm thirsty now!

 

eeeuuuuwwwwww, midget sex [:-]