Close.....lol

"I am familiar with a little spanish too."

 

¡Dónde está mi pizza!......... ¡Qué el jode!

¡más rápido! .... lol... Por favor

 

this is going to take awhile......... word/office translator

 

If you use a translator you'll sound like one of those Nigerian email scams or Dell customer service

"It pleases me much to guidance you with your computer dysfunction"

 

Que es jode?

 

to screw....ie What a screwjob or Im getting screwed

 

anyone sell things on craigslist?
the nigerian scammers on there are pathetic.

"i am interested in your item you are have for sale. i would like to buy it much. i have check for money to send to address of your homeplace. please ship item to 123fakestreet nigeria. i am much glad you did chose to deal with me. your reply is much good to me. hope to hear by you soon."

i sorta wanna kick them in the teeth.

 

Back to snow..........Deej, you need a snowblower with a ZX-10 motor on it. That was a hell of a snow!

Glad your getting dug out!

 

Well actually that is just the 5 inches that slid off the 50ft section of roofing. But yes the snowblower thing sounds like a plan.