FUNNY PHRASES
#34
RE: FUNNY PHRASES
He couldn't (fill-in-the-blank) his way out of a paper bag!
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...
(To a dumbass person) How have you survived for this long?
(about a jobsite) This place has more tools than Sears.
i got more, but i'm braindead at this moment..
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...
(To a dumbass person) How have you survived for this long?
(about a jobsite) This place has more tools than Sears.
i got more, but i'm braindead at this moment..
#35
RE: FUNNY PHRASES
If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out of it's nose.......lol
My sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others....
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
"I had a threesome once. The problem was I didn't know who to thank afterwards" *Rodney Dangerfield
My sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others....
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
"I had a threesome once. The problem was I didn't know who to thank afterwards" *Rodney Dangerfield
#38
RE: FUNNY PHRASES
ORIGINAL: zzrick
Tommy: No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Tommy: No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
#39
RE: FUNNY PHRASES
Here you go Deej
Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?Mr. Brady: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.Tommy: No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.Richard: Wow...Mr. Brady: Boy, I'm at a loss for words here -Tommy: Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my *** kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!
Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?Mr. Brady: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.Tommy: No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.Richard: Wow...Mr. Brady: Boy, I'm at a loss for words here -Tommy: Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my *** kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!