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Old Jan 15, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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If it Floats, Flies or Fu cks.....rent it
 
Old Jan 15, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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It's on like a pot of neckbones!

I have no idea where it came from, heard a crazy southern dude say it in the army
 
Old Jan 16, 2008 | 02:27 AM
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Old Jan 16, 2008 | 02:32 AM
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Old Jan 16, 2008 | 02:54 AM
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ORIGINAL: zzrick
It's on like a pot of neckbones!
I have no idea where it came from, heard a crazy southern dude say it in the army
Gotta Cook them neckbones HOT lol


This jobsite looks like "A Bunch of Monkeys Trying to Fu ck A Football"
 
Old Jan 16, 2008 | 03:02 AM
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youre about as smart as a sack of hammers
 
Old Jan 16, 2008 | 09:33 AM
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****ed up like a football bat.

If brains were gasoline, he (she) wouldn't have enough to run a ****-ant's motor-scooter halfway around a Cheerio!'

The cheese slid off his cracker

If he was any dumber youd have to water him.

Couldn't find his *** with both hands and a map.


 
Old Jan 16, 2008 | 11:53 AM
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he says he broke has gstring
 
Old Jan 17, 2008 | 02:47 AM
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Im starvin like marvin, and marvin is a HUNGRY motherf*cker
 
Old Jan 17, 2008 | 03:05 AM
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If frogs had wings they wouldnt bump their asses when they hop now would they?

Your louder than a jackass in a tin barn.
 

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