Well at least you dint fall asleep in your hashbrowns

 

I could say my wedding night. But I remember that quit well. The wife won't let me forget it. Something about walking around with my pants down to our ankles in the middle of the street and then her Step Dad and Grandfather having to carry me up to the hotel room. Also having a 10 minute ride to the hotel turn into like 45 minutes to an hour becuase I had to throw up so much. But hey still married after 11 years.

 

At least it dint ruin the honey moon

 

What honey moon. Left that Saturday to drive back to San Antonio

 

Oh well.Did you at elast get to bang her on your wedding night

 

Wasn't any Whiskey D!@# for me. Of course I got some. right after she pulled me out of the bath tub for Dry Heavin.

 

Oh man i hate dry heaves. LUckly ive only puked once cuz i drank too much. but i think the only reason i puked was cuz i fell asleep on a water bed

 

I wasdoing thatSunday Morning after I closed the bar with a buddy of mine. Gotta love going through McDonalds Drive Thru ordering and heaving when you are ordering and then again when you are paying. I only wished I could see their faces.

 

The first time i got drunk was the only time i puked from drinking too much. I was 16 drank a half bottle of vanilla vodka (wont touch it anymore) in about 10 min. my brother put me to bed beforemy mom got home. I woke up in the middle of the night, got up to pray to the porclian god, but i dint make it in time so i puked in the bathroom sink. Well To my dismay i had chicken wings for dinner LOL.and Well the sink hada drain plug and i couldnt take it out so i had to scoop out the barf and throw it in the toliet. It was a lovely night

 

Reminds me of another time when I was in Germany. Man that cleaning crew did not like me. Word of advise don't drink on an empty stomach.