Those of you familiar with the preceding post; things just got worst.... In order to complete the valve adjustment, started three weeks ago+-, I had to order a set of head bolts and a "coolant hose", and hire a mechanic to machine out a head bolt broke into one of the u shape couplings which i later found out was unneccary $50. Upon receiving the parts a grave error on my part resulted with me confusing the "coolant hose" for the air induction hose. What could I do????(beside shoot myself).I ordered the new hose, but decieded to press on with my trusty amigo mr. electric tape, but apparentlly during this lapse of time my aunt had somehow missplaced my water pipe (TRASH). Another week and $50 bucks. All this brings us to the present.

This morning with aquistion of my pipes and hose I managed to assemble the bike back together despite a one hour set back involving the abduction of my water pipe screws which i had ordered prior to job. Realizingi didn't have enough coolant to restock the reservoir i set out to my local Kaw shop for supplies(without my upperfairing(headlight)). I got a $200 ticket from a butch lesbian fuzz bag cop biatch ***** 20 feet from my house. I even played the sympathy card with upmost politeness,but a cop killer instinct knows when a civilian is wounded so she went for the kill. OHH YEA!!! she said she went easy!!! fing florida cops, fiing cops "." She got me for my light, mirror, no registration. I felt really stupid.

...but i did get the bike working(very well) after topping it off withan oil change and carb sync.

I am sure alot of people out their who kinda understand what has happened must be thinking "how in the hell didIfokup that much".
I was wondering the same thing,however, i came up with an anwser...KARMA. Seriously, i think all those years of being insolent and neglectful of my folks has finally come up to bite me in the ***. I can really say this because three days ago the building were my job was located burned down.(wasn't me ,but i thought about it once or twice ...ok three times). Its not the biggest loss, but i have been trying to save a little bit of cash for school and some traveling money.

my recomendationsout of all this is: It is imperative that you organize you work meticuosly and consult with a source more knowleagable than yourself(god, clymer, chris etc...). Also it wouldn't be a bad idea to change out your water pipe screw with one of the smaller #7 socket bolts....they won't strip (and will keeping you from getting harrased by lesbian police officers; just kidding)

Myself; I think I am going to rethink the way I treat others. I am really not a bad guy; but i think I am a little selficious and conceited.
Badd things don't happen to good guys right?" I mean, after all look at what happened. I have to change something? maybe I 'll get a suzuki....just kidding...but how do the gs500's stack up against our glorious ninjas?

Hey, my name is josh. I am a graduate student studying water resource engineering and I just had a really bad week(3). I ride a 04' 500 stock with now 10,600 miles( sorry chris but 10,000 just isn't going to cut it around herelol). I really hope these posts have helped somebody but I dont how(I have mostly been whining as I am sure you guys have noticed).




Sorry about the run onsand rambling. I tried to pitch this out there for some quick sympathy.

Remember to give the Scoterists the finger (and the cops)!!!

volvo9de40

 

Yikes...well I guess you should be getting close to even with Karma...hopefully for your sake

 

the gs500 from what i hear has less hp then our 500 and less cc's
so kawasaki for the win again