A Thumper, A Twin, A Four, and a German Shepherd.
ORIGINAL: gerrynolan
Yeah Man a hunter shot him on the first day of hunting season. My best friends dog cam home with Birdshot all over him & I found Pooch 3 days later down in a hole near Ole Mr. Hollerins Barn. German Shephards are such great dogs Man......
Yeah Man a hunter shot him on the first day of hunting season. My best friends dog cam home with Birdshot all over him & I found Pooch 3 days later down in a hole near Ole Mr. Hollerins Barn. German Shephards are such great dogs Man......
Out in the boondocks where I ride, there is a guy that has 3 dogs that run loose - 2 border collie-like dogs and some type of big coon dog. They'd hear me coming and already be at max speed before I would even see them. Once behind me, they would either bite my tire or my pant legs. If I stopped, they would stop. When I would go again, they'd chase me again - sometimes for up to a half-mile.
One time, they chased me and the owner was in the yard. I stoppedand told the guy toget hisdogsaway from me. After exchanging FU's, I decided to take action. In archery hunting, you usedifferent scents to both cover your human scent and andattract whitetail bucks (like doe pee or fox pee). They stink like hell, but that's how you get the deer in close. I bought some synthetic skunk **** and poured into a squirt gun. The synthetic stuff stinks just like real skunk wizz, but will wash right off and won't smell for days. The next time I rode by, the dogs chased me as usual. I stopped and unloaded the squirt gun on them until they ran off. From that point on,they never chased me again.
One time, they chased me and the owner was in the yard. I stoppedand told the guy toget hisdogsaway from me. After exchanging FU's, I decided to take action. In archery hunting, you usedifferent scents to both cover your human scent and andattract whitetail bucks (like doe pee or fox pee). They stink like hell, but that's how you get the deer in close. I bought some synthetic skunk **** and poured into a squirt gun. The synthetic stuff stinks just like real skunk wizz, but will wash right off and won't smell for days. The next time I rode by, the dogs chased me as usual. I stopped and unloaded the squirt gun on them until they ran off. From that point on,they never chased me again.
In college my boyfriend put that "skunk" juice in his windshield wiper tank, aimed his windshied sprayers so the stuff would go over the roof of the car and hit any car behind him that was tailgating - too much fun!
When i recently did my motorcycle test, in the manual it had mention on what to do with dogs. "Dogs like to chase motorcycles. In a situation that you are being chased by a dog, do not try to kick the dog. Slow down and when the dog gets near enough, speed back up."
I laughed my **** off when I read this, thinking it was a joke. Clearly there was some wisdom in there [&:]
I laughed my **** off when I read this, thinking it was a joke. Clearly there was some wisdom in there [&:]
ORIGINAL: kawikathy
In college my boyfriend put that "skunk" juice in his windshield wiper tank, aimed his windshied sprayers so the stuff would go over the roof of the car and hit any car behind him that was tailgating - too much fun!
In college my boyfriend put that "skunk" juice in his windshield wiper tank, aimed his windshied sprayers so the stuff would go over the roof of the car and hit any car behind him that was tailgating - too much fun!
BTW, am I the only one that wants to see MichaelVick go one on one with a pissed off 200 lbs Tosa Ken? I hope the **** rots in jail. [:@]

http://www.dogchannel.com/dog-breeds...dog-breed.aspx

http://www.dogchannel.com/dog-breeds...dog-breed.aspx
ORIGINAL: FM_Thumper
BTW, am I the only one that wants to see MichaelVick go one on one with a pissed off 200 lbs Tosa Ken? I hope the **** rots in jail. [:@]

http://www.dogchannel.com/dog-breeds...dog-breed.aspx
BTW, am I the only one that wants to see MichaelVick go one on one with a pissed off 200 lbs Tosa Ken? I hope the **** rots in jail. [:@]

http://www.dogchannel.com/dog-breeds...dog-breed.aspx
My Buzzy would like to meet him!!
I hope the gets what he deserves!!

FUNNY POST!!! I LAUGHED MYSELF HEALTHY!!! THANKS!!!
Buy the way I remember stiff legging a armadillo on my goldwing once. Didn't hurt much. lol And once I was in a tight switch back when something leaped out of the ditch and hit me and my passenger in the legs and bounced off the fiberglass side compartments. NOW THAT HURT AND LEFT BRUISESLOL
Then theirs this little sawed off pigmy mut up the road from my house who will chase anything. I slowed down one day just enough to let him think he was going to score and when he got with in a couple of feet of my rear tire I dropped a couple of gears and reved the eng and dumped the clutch and gravel blasted the color black of his face. (he stopped that time)He still chases but from adistance.
Buy the way I remember stiff legging a armadillo on my goldwing once. Didn't hurt much. lol And once I was in a tight switch back when something leaped out of the ditch and hit me and my passenger in the legs and bounced off the fiberglass side compartments. NOW THAT HURT AND LEFT BRUISESLOL
Then theirs this little sawed off pigmy mut up the road from my house who will chase anything. I slowed down one day just enough to let him think he was going to score and when he got with in a couple of feet of my rear tire I dropped a couple of gears and reved the eng and dumped the clutch and gravel blasted the color black of his face. (he stopped that time)He still chases but from adistance.
I read a book about a guy that circumvented the globe on his BMW a few times and he stated that the Kangaroos in the Outbacksmust be programmed at birth to chase motorcyclists and drop kick them off their bikes. He said the 'Roos willactually jump up and will kick you with both feet right on you chest WWE styleto knock you off your bike. [&:]



