To put simply, I'm not grounded for being naughty or bad grades. I am an adult and don't have to worry about those things. Unfortunely thou, I injuried myself to where I can't do any riding. What happened that caused this, can happen to any one. So be careful.

This is what happened to me. Thursday of last week, I did my job, came home, and got cleaned up. During my clean up, I fell backwards in the shower and landed butt first into the shower temp handle. The handle is not a ****, it is a 3 inch lever, and it was pointing straight up. A little luck is that I managed to catch myself and not tear a big hole in me, but injuried myself none the less. Massive amount of blood in the water confirmed the worse. So I drove myself as calmly as I could to the hospital. Where I spent the rest of that day at, to be put to sleep and stiches sewn into place. 6 days later, I'm better, but my butt still hurts some and my wound is not completly sealed.

 

OMG bro! Hope you heal up soon. You won't be getting on the hard KLX seat for awhile.

Mike

 

That sounds like one hell of a pain in the ***.
I feel sympathy pains for ya

 

omg, that just makes me cringe. good luck on the recovery dude.

 

"A million-ta-one shot doc, a million-ta-one"

Seriously though get healed.

 

a friend of mine years ago thought he was smart and tried to swing from a chain fall hoist hanging in the shop.
The chain was greasy,,, he lost his grip,,,, and both nuts!!!!!

 

OSHA probably has a sign up there now warning that you could lose your ***** swinging from the chain. OUCH!!

 

Ok Ok you guys you are making me really cringe. But as long as we are telling stories:
Roommate in College decides he is going to climb the flag pole at Perkins and steal the big flags. He climbs almost all the way up, gets tired and slides down very fast. You know the little handle that the rope wraps around? Yeah thats right rips his sack wide open. He had to stay away from girls for month and jumping jacks were not something he could not do for awhile. He had enough pain killer in him he really didn't feel the real pain until the next morning and the cops felt so bad for him they cut him a break and no fine or ticket.

LearJetMinako I hope you heal and are back in action soon.

 

Thanks Ramjet! I was cringing from the O.P., and then we get the ripped open sack story. Ayeich!!! Mine sackage!!!

 

lol sorry bro slipped in the shower? liar the old lady kicked ur **** j/k tell us ya was doing a 100 meter jump on the KLX or sumthin...lol ill stop now before the puns roll heal up quick bro!