Don't tell me, Eric, one day you just happened to be out riding in the woods when...................

 

I wish, about the craziest story i have that starts out " i was just out in the woods when..." my last job was close to a park and there was a nice nature walking trail, so i walked it on lunch for exercise and to kill time.... well one day there was a teen couple at one of the benches along the trail, and the girl was sitting down and the guy was kneeling and his hands were really busy on the lower half of the girl... if you know what i mean, i scared the crap outta them. LOL... was pretty funny.

 

 

 

Man if you could go blind looking at the HOTD thread we would all have seeing eye dogs by now LOL

 

 

 

 

My old girlfriend? No? Ok my next ex-wife? No.....hey a guy can dream right? LOL