You might be a Yankee if:
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You might be a Yankee if:
Prior to her trip to Texas,
Buffy the biker-babe (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had
three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. ?The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked,
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? ?When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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Buffy the biker-babe (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had
three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. ?The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked,
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? ?When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
[IMG]local://upfiles/1248/01522D3216234D078EA9124DF491C848.jpg[/IMG]
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RE: You might be a Yankee if:
Miplay, that was just wrong... ha ha..
you might be a yankee if:
-you think BBQ is a verb meaning to cook outside
-you think ketchup is ****y
-you think a green chile, means it's cold outside in the summertime
-you have never went to a tractor pull for your honeymon
LOL!!
you might be a yankee if:
-you think BBQ is a verb meaning to cook outside
-you think ketchup is ****y
-you think a green chile, means it's cold outside in the summertime
-you have never went to a tractor pull for your honeymon
LOL!!
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RE: You might be a Yankee if:
ORIGINAL: BigRig18Wheeler
Miplay, that was just wrong... ha ha..
you might be a yankee if:
-you think BBQ is a verb meaning to cook outside
-you think ketchup is ****y
-you think a green chile, means it's cold outside in the summertime
-you have never went to a tractor pull for your honeymon
LOL!!
Miplay, that was just wrong... ha ha..
you might be a yankee if:
-you think BBQ is a verb meaning to cook outside
-you think ketchup is ****y
-you think a green chile, means it's cold outside in the summertime
-you have never went to a tractor pull for your honeymon
LOL!!
