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women jokes
ok let em start off by saying i love women, no offence intended
Women Jokes :
Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman''s watch? - It doesn''t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He''ll shut up once you let him in.
What''s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won''t do what she''s told.
Women Jokes :
Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman''s watch? - It doesn''t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He''ll shut up once you let him in.
What''s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won''t do what she''s told.
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how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow
Give her a shovel
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes
Nothing you already told her twice.
Agian i have the upmost respect for my wife and other women on here JUST A JOKE
Give her a shovel
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes
Nothing you already told her twice.
Agian i have the upmost respect for my wife and other women on here JUST A JOKE
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