A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The ****," where a
small **** is placed on the top of a woman's head and can turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course the woman wanted "The ****."


Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the ****, and
the
effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn The **** many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've
developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the **** won't
get
rid of them.

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."

"Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the
goatee.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's just wrong......lol..... Have a good day everybody.

 

ROFL

 

lol !!

 

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Guess she wasn't a brazilian fan!!!!

 

haha ha ha ha that was great.... whats going on brother... long time no talk.... i should be getting back in the forum on a regular bases.... i'm sending in this old router for a new one.... finally....

 

That's funny

 

Nada bro....Just workin workin...you know what I mean!! It's about time you got that router fixed....being the electrical genius that you are!! lol lol lol

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I did not see that coming!!!! lol lol

 

LMAO! That was hilarious!