WHY WHY WHY
#1
11-06-2007, 07:25 AM
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Sudbury, Ontario
Posts: 161
WHY WHY WHY
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" i n the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And remeber
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" i n the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And remeber
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
#4
11-06-2007, 08:03 PM
RE: WHY WHY WHY
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? CUZ SOMETIMES IT WORKS, AT LEAST ON MINE
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? WHEN AREN'T BE BEING CHARGED FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE!!
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? PEOPLE ARE RETARDED PLAIN AND SIMPLE
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? GLUE DOESN'T GET HARD UNTIL IT MIXES WITH AIR, HENCE IF U LEAVE THE CAP OFF IT ALL SOLIDIFIES
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? AUTOPSY ACCURACY
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? HE'S GOTTA LOOK STUDLY FOR JANE!! AND BERRYS AND SHEEIT WOULD GET ALL TANGLED IN IT
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? REFLEX
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? SO THEY DON'T BUMP THEIR HEAD ON THE WAY UP AND GET DIZZY AND F*CK UP, AND THAT'S WHERE THEIR RADIO IS
Whose idea was it to put an "S" i n the word "lisp"? CUZ IT MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL, DON'T YOU?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? PEOPLE EVOLVEDAND BRANCHED INTO A DIFFERENT SPECIES SUITED FOR THEIR PERSONAL NEEDS....WELL THINK OF DOGS/WOLVES/COYOTES/DINGOS/ETC SAME CONCEPT IF U BELIEVE IN 'THAT' STORY OF EVOLUTION
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? I GET PINK OR BLUE ONES. AND THE SOAP IS PULLED THIN SO IT'S HARD TO SEE THE COLORS
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? CUZ SOMETIMES I DO FIND SOMETHING NEW IN A PLACE I WASN'T LOOKING BEFORE. LIKE LOSING YOUR KEYS WHEN THEY'RE ON THE COUNTER U KNOW?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? DON'T WANNA WALK TO THROW IT AWAY OR REFER TO 'CUZ THEY ARE RETARDED'
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? DESIGNED TO BE A PAIN IN THE ****, LIKE CHEETOS BAGS THAT WON'T RIP
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? CRAWL
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" CUZ PEOPLE ARE SENSATIVE AND U DON'T WANT A CRIER ON YOU...USUALLY
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? CLUTSY
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? CUZ PEOPLE ARE OBESE, LAZY, SPOILED, LITTLE B**CHES
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? I NEVER HEAR A LOT OF JOKES
And remeber
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. +1!
your welcome to the insight and brilliance that is me lol!!
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? WHEN AREN'T BE BEING CHARGED FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE!!
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? PEOPLE ARE RETARDED PLAIN AND SIMPLE
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? GLUE DOESN'T GET HARD UNTIL IT MIXES WITH AIR, HENCE IF U LEAVE THE CAP OFF IT ALL SOLIDIFIES
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? AUTOPSY ACCURACY
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? HE'S GOTTA LOOK STUDLY FOR JANE!! AND BERRYS AND SHEEIT WOULD GET ALL TANGLED IN IT
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? REFLEX
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? SO THEY DON'T BUMP THEIR HEAD ON THE WAY UP AND GET DIZZY AND F*CK UP, AND THAT'S WHERE THEIR RADIO IS
Whose idea was it to put an "S" i n the word "lisp"? CUZ IT MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL, DON'T YOU?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? PEOPLE EVOLVEDAND BRANCHED INTO A DIFFERENT SPECIES SUITED FOR THEIR PERSONAL NEEDS....WELL THINK OF DOGS/WOLVES/COYOTES/DINGOS/ETC SAME CONCEPT IF U BELIEVE IN 'THAT' STORY OF EVOLUTION
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? I GET PINK OR BLUE ONES. AND THE SOAP IS PULLED THIN SO IT'S HARD TO SEE THE COLORS
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? CUZ SOMETIMES I DO FIND SOMETHING NEW IN A PLACE I WASN'T LOOKING BEFORE. LIKE LOSING YOUR KEYS WHEN THEY'RE ON THE COUNTER U KNOW?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? DON'T WANNA WALK TO THROW IT AWAY OR REFER TO 'CUZ THEY ARE RETARDED'
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? DESIGNED TO BE A PAIN IN THE ****, LIKE CHEETOS BAGS THAT WON'T RIP
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? CRAWL
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" CUZ PEOPLE ARE SENSATIVE AND U DON'T WANT A CRIER ON YOU...USUALLY
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? CLUTSY
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? CUZ PEOPLE ARE OBESE, LAZY, SPOILED, LITTLE B**CHES
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? I NEVER HEAR A LOT OF JOKES
And remeber
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. +1!
your welcome to the insight and brilliance that is me lol!!
