Why wait fourteen years?
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Why wait fourteen years?
The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce."
The judge said, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"Because my husband is a terrible lover."
"How long have you been married?"
"Fourteen years."
"I don't understand," said the judge. "Why wait fourteen years to divorce your husband if he's a terrible lover?"
She said, "Because, your honor, until that salesman stopped by last week, I didn't know!"
The judge said, "Why do you want a divorce?"
"Because my husband is a terrible lover."
"How long have you been married?"
"Fourteen years."
"I don't understand," said the judge. "Why wait fourteen years to divorce your husband if he's a terrible lover?"
She said, "Because, your honor, until that salesman stopped by last week, I didn't know!"
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RE: Why wait fourteen years?
booyaa?[sm=laughat.gif] I think thats the one thats old.
burned is good if your on That 70's Show
Snap!!you gotta be able to do the whole neck thing.
and then its usually fallowed with someone else going "thats right girl, you tell'em."
burned is good if your on That 70's Show
Snap!!you gotta be able to do the whole neck thing.
and then its usually fallowed with someone else going "thats right girl, you tell'em."
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RE: Why wait fourteen years?
ORIGINAL: Tdubb
booyaa?[sm=laughat.gif] I think thats the one thats old.
burned is good if your on That 70's Show
Snap!!you gotta be able to do the whole neck thing.
and then its usually fallowed with someone else going "thats right girl, you tell'em."
booyaa?[sm=laughat.gif] I think thats the one thats old.
burned is good if your on That 70's Show
Snap!!you gotta be able to do the whole neck thing.
and then its usually fallowed with someone else going "thats right girl, you tell'em."
