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Old 07-25-2006, 09:55 PM
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Default What do you do!

> You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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> Get your drunk a$$ off the merry-go-round!
 
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Old 07-25-2006, 10:02 PM
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Thank god I didn't come across a merry-go-round last Saturday night or that would've been me!
 
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Old 07-25-2006, 10:10 PM
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i would of pulled out my 45 and shot the lion, grabbed the knife and sliced the kangaroo and then tripped the elephant.
 
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Old 07-26-2006, 04:53 AM
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i would of pulled out my 45 and shot the lion, grabbed the knife and sliced the kangaroo and then tripped the elephant.
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