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Old Jan 2, 2007 | 08:40 PM
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Since there are a lot of people on here from CA. Please tell me if this is correct since i grew up in the Great Northwest.


Wisconsin Temperature Conversion Chart

60 Degrees F:Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
30 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Lake Winnebago in Wisconsin starts getting cooler.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.[/align]
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die. People in Wisconsin close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sell cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in Wisconsin rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: WashingtonDC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some Wisconsin are frustrated when they can't start their cars.
460 below zero: All atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"[/align]
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Wisconsin, Packers win the Super Bowl!![/align]
 
Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:28 PM
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Finally Favre might retire
 
Old Jan 2, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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Yes the key word is still Might. He was crying like a little girl though sunday night. We will have to see I guess.
 
Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Yes the key word is still Might. He was crying like a little girl though sunday night. We will have to see I guess.
He should have maned up and slapped that gal interviewing him at such an emotional time.
 
Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:54 AM
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Nah she might have showed him up and slapped him harder nocking him out.
 
Old Jan 3, 2007 | 04:15 AM
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20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats

We Floridians do this in the 60's. We wouldn't survive in the 20's
 
Old Jan 3, 2007 | 06:46 AM
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20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats

We Floridians do this in the 60's. We wouldn't survive in the 20's
i do that at 50 lol
 
Old Jan 3, 2007 | 10:51 PM
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So I guess riding out in 30 and 40 degree weather is out of the question for ya huh?
 
Old Jan 4, 2007 | 03:27 AM
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if im complety geared up maybe
 
Old Jan 4, 2007 | 05:35 AM
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Yeah but it would have to get that cold out there first.
 



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