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Old Aug 23, 2005 | 04:44 AM
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I got another one...not about sex exactly, but still funny

"Girls might be able to fake orgasms, but guys can fake the whole f*cking relationship"

Ladies, dont hate me, I didnt say it

the truth might hurt, but it's the truth. I have about 12 guy friends and about 0 girls as friends, I know how the game works.
 
Old Aug 23, 2005 | 09:38 AM
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oh oh here we go again..........[sm=devilangel.gif]
 
Old Aug 23, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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I got another one...not about sex exactly, but still funny

"Girls might be able to fake orgasms, but guys can fake the whole f*cking relationship"

Ladies, dont hate me, I didnt say it

That is a pretty good one, but I'll let you in on a little secret.........

there are some girls out there that can do both!!!!! [sm=devilangel.gif]
 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 04:44 AM
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Cant you let us guys just have this one thing??? We give you everything else lol
 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 08:20 AM
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dude, you should know by now, you can't arguee with a woman. it's a loosing battle. believe me i've tried. all you can yes is "YES DEAR"......... lol lol.
 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 08:38 AM
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Im only 24...havent learned that yet lol
 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 08:42 AM
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hey brother, enjoy it while you can.............. wait!!!!!!!!!! 24? no girlfriend?????
 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 11:00 AM
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Come on now...I just graduated college...who has time for "a" girlfriend in college? ...and if you must bring up a sore subject, we just broke up...thanks for reminding me, Im gonna go sulk in a corner...jk
 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 03:40 PM
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Im only 24...havent learned that yet lol
First, let me say I'm 24 too! Woohoo, and I feel ya on the recent break-up bit. My ex (who still lives downstairs from me for two more weeks) and I split two months ago this past Monday. It's been really ****ty and even though we just dated for six months, we've had to involve lawyers in the break-up. I feel like I'm going through a divorce, but never got to have the fun of the honeymoon.

Second, GOOD that you never "learned" to say "Yes, Dear." If I ever date a guy who just gives in on everything I talk to him about/ask him for, he's out the door on his *** faster than he can get the 'R' in Dear out of his mouth!!! GRRRRR, there's nothing worse than a guy who can't find his spine to stand up for himself.

No offense Mad Kaw, it's just my pet peeve. Reminds me of my damn wimpy ex.


 
Old Aug 24, 2005 | 04:05 PM
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Cant you let us guys just have this one thing??? We give you everything else lol
Hell no!!!!! Ever hear the expression "wolf in a sheep's clothing"? Some women are a lot like that in ways!

But I guess we can give you just one thing, we aren't too good at p#$#ing while standing up!!!!
 

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