REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME...



According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.



Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.



We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-*** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

 

if santa was smart he should already have GPS, and not worry about getting lost.....

 

Girl!! Don't even try it!!! Everyone knows women have no sense of direction!!!!!! My wife freely admits she could get lost in our back yard with a map and a flashlight!!!!

 

AW, Pete don't hates me cause ya aints me LOL. We have enough sence to stop for directions. You guys'll just wander around aimlessly, drive 20-30 miles out of the way, till you EVENTUALLY find where you are going , Guess that's where the nomad theory came from lol

 

guys lets put this to rest once and for all..... G.P.S. thats all you need... never get lost again.... don't have to stop and ask.... and if you can't find your way with that, you don't need to be driving[:@]

 

I hear that!! I dont need GPS though my dad is a truck driver so he is my own personal ON Star LOL

 

Santa's not fat !!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got a glandular disorder !!!!!

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What ???? this was in responce to Bluebird callin santa fat ***....!!!



No more **** for U !!!!

 

sorry missed that part.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MORE ****!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOM!!!!!! miplay is being mean again.... he's hogging up all the **** and he won't let me watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!