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Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:21 PM
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I think that best shirt I've seen was


"If Harley Davidson made airplanes,
would you ride in one?"

 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:29 PM
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ORIGINAL: littledevil

I think that best shirt I've seen was


"If Harley Davidson made airplanes,
would you ride in one?"

No way! Good one LD
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:38 PM
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ORIGINAL: littledevil

I think that best shirt I've seen was


"If Harley Davidson made airplanes,
would you ride in one?"

The video before the flight will feature an attendant that says "In case of emergency landing, bend forward, put your head between your knees, and kiss your *** goodbye!"
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:43 PM
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My question is.....why would you want tot ride something that sounds like a wet fart when you can ride something that sounds like a jet?
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 07:56 PM
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funny post here!! How many HD peeps we got here lol
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 09:02 PM
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What I couldn't understand about these HD guys up in Americade last season. They road their bikes in the rain that week. They kept them in the sun. There are sweater looking bikes at this event (choppers & other custom bikes) around the area. But everynight they HAD to put their bikes in their trailer. If I was going to steal any bike, it would be a 1000cc of any sportbike or a chopper.

I always wanted to go up to them and ask, so how much money did you waste on that enclosed trailer for the oil leak?
 
Old Mar 17, 2006 | 09:11 PM
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I hate those straight pipe HD bikes that are load as hell. Give me a rel sport bike any day.

BTW don't leave your liter sport bike unattended aroung LittleDevil
 
Old Mar 18, 2006 | 08:05 AM
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they both suck.

99% of Harleys are still on the road, the other 1% made it home
 
Old Mar 18, 2006 | 08:29 AM
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"If Harley Davidson made airplanes,
would you ride in one?"
Helll No!! ROTFL!! That was good...
 
Old Mar 18, 2006 | 08:31 AM
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ya, i'd rather walk.....
 



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