sorry to all the popos here on k.f. dg, sro and any others but this was funny.

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little >> girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike, "the cop said; "Did
Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The
cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a Safety
violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it."
The girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse, did Santa bring it to
you?" "Yes, he did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the
cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on
top."

 

LMAO!!!

I will have to remember that one. lol

 

LMAO [sm=happybounce.gif]

 

sounds like something my daughter would say

 

hahaha.... good 1 right there evil

 

Still laughing

 

Holy sh%t that was funny!!!!!

 

Heard that one before but, still makes me laugh