Subject: Old Biker

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One
is a good looking, older retired biker in his late sixties and the
other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good
or you're history Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge
her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her
beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
entire body for several minutes and the n rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw drops to the floor.

He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then
turns to the retired biker and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old biker replies, "No problem, just get that damn lion out
of the way...

 

Ha ha ha... LMAO!

 

that's good