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Old Sep 15, 2005 | 09:45 PM
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far *** kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, Bull**** and *** Kissing will put you over the top!
 
Old Sep 15, 2005 | 09:52 PM
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nice one.
 
Old Sep 15, 2005 | 10:41 PM
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[sm=icon_rofl.gif] that's a really good one..
 
Old Sep 16, 2005 | 04:24 AM
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i like that good one
 
Old Sep 21, 2005 | 05:53 PM
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I forwarded it to my boss and he called me into his office!?!? [:@]

LMAO! j/k He wouldn't understand the math of it anyways! [:'(]
 
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