I walk into a bar with my pet octopus. My octopus can play any musical instrument. He is preety darn good too. So, we walk in, I throw 50 bucks on the table and bet anyone that there is not an instrument that my octopus can't play.

So, the bartender throws down $50, and says, " I'll take that bet". and hands him a violin. My octopus pics it up and plays it beautifully!! I collect my hundred bucks, when another guy throws down a $50, and hands him a guitar. he picks it up and plays just like Jimi..... i collect my $100.

Finally, a band member there doubles the bet, and throws down a hundred... what the heck, let's do it. So, my pet octopus picks up the bag pipes. he looks at it.

Rolls it around, looks at it some more.

Turns it over, and keeps inspecting the bag pipes.

I lean down and say, " what the hell are you doing? Just play with the thing"!!!

My octopus looks up at me and says, " Forget playin' it, if I can figure out how to get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fu*k it!!!!!


ha ha ha ha!!! I heard that one today, and just thought I'd share!! Hope everybody's doin good!!

 

ROFL....very good

 

pretty damb funny bro.... hows it hanging, bigrig...

 

Pretty good man. Hangin' a little too the left, but the Doc said it was normal since I'm left handed.. lol lol

 

lol lol.... well the doc says mine is pretty straight, thats cause i use both hands.....

 

ha ha ha!!! it tried to use both hands, but I slipped and broke my nose!!! lol lol

 

LMFAO. thats good

 

that was pretty funny

 

then you shouldn't put your face so close next time to see it... use a magnafing glass.....you'll be able to see it better... lol lol lol

 

lol the master of come backs