Immutable Laws of the Universe, written very eloquently.
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Immutable Laws of the Universe, written very eloquently.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire
Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent lockers
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet/rug
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire
Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent lockers
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing
face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet/rug
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about
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