THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, anAlabamacouple decided that was enough, asthey could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to haveany more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get acherry bomb, (fireworks are legal inAlabama) light it, put it in abeer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool inthe shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can nextto my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doct or.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. Heheld the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works inTennessee,Kentucky,Louisiana,
Arkansas,Mississippi,Missouri,Florida,GeorgiaandWe st Virginia.
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to haveany more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get acherry bomb, (fireworks are legal inAlabama) light it, put it in abeer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool inthe shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can nextto my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doct or.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. Heheld the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works inTennessee,Kentucky,Louisiana,
Arkansas,Mississippi,Missouri,Florida,GeorgiaandWe st Virginia.
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