Halloween costume
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Halloween costume
A bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween party.He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."The man thinks this is terrible, because they have emphasized hiswooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint.A week goes by and he receives another parcel.The enclosed note says,"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit.The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, youwill really look the part.Very truly yours,Acme Costume Co."Now the man is really upset. They have gone from emphasizing hiswooden leg to emphasizing his bald Head.So again he writes the company a nasty letter of complaint.A week goes by and he receives another parcel.The enclosed note says,"Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your***, and go as a caramel apple.
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