Last week was my B-day, and I didn't feel very well when I woke up. i go downstairs for breakfast hoping to be greeted by my family with a happy birthday!! But nothing. How could they forget??

When I left for the work day, I felt pretty low. When I get to the office, my secretary days " good mornin' boss, happy birthday!!"
I felt a little better. Well, about 1:00, my secretary walks in, and says " well it's your b-day, lets go to lunch. Just me and you."

We left for lunch and went to a nice little place. we had two martinis each and were both feeling pretty good. I say " time to get back"

She says, why don't we go to my apartment instead? I have a surprise for you!!

After arriving at her apartment, she says she's gonna step into the bathroom and get freshened up a bit. She come out a couple of minutes later, carrying a huge B-Day cake....................followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends all singing happy birthday..



And I just sat there...








on the couch....











Naked!!!




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That wuz good.....!

 

Heard that one before............ always good

 

ya i think i've seen this on the discovery channel or something....

 

Funny!! Now I know how to get fired, if I ever want to!

 

or a raise

 

If I had a younger boss..........I might think about it, but in the current situation - yuck!!!

 

I hope my assistant doesn't do that...EEEEEWWWWW 45 old woman... lol [:'(]

 

lol that was a good one bidrig... allways count on ya to have a funny joke.

 

That would be gross!