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Old 11-28-2006, 11:02 PM
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The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The
Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give
the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will
make delivery that much easier!"

She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're
in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."


The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this
information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the teacher.

" I was just wondering," the man said, "Is it all right if she carries
a golf bag while we walk?"
 
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Old 12-03-2006, 08:19 AM
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's funny, I don't care who you are!
 
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:13 AM
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I like that one. lmao
 
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:26 AM
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HAhahaha....
 
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:06 AM
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You know it doesn't way you down so can improve your golf game.
 
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