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Old Jun 4, 2006 | 06:38 AM
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Funny Sayings. These are pretty good....

*For sale: parachute. only used once. Never opened. Small stain
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
*As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market
*as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar
*she's stroked more wood than a furniture polisher
*I started out with nothing, and I still have most of ot
*those who live by the sword....get shot by those who don't
*I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
*It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
*you have the right to remain silent. anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
*Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population..

lol lol...I'm always as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!!! lol lol
Have a good weekend fellers....
 
Old Jun 4, 2006 | 08:30 AM
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haa haa
 
Old Jun 5, 2006 | 06:36 PM
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funny!
 
Old Jun 5, 2006 | 10:33 PM
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it

ha ha
 
Old Jun 6, 2006 | 12:45 AM
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HHHHMMMMM......I wonder how much deeper the ocean WOULD be?????
 
Old Jun 6, 2006 | 07:27 PM
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LOL good stuff........LOL
 
Old Jun 6, 2006 | 10:04 PM
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thats too funny bro.....
 
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