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Old May 24, 2006 | 10:01 PM
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Man goes into a bar and approaches a woman sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a drink?"

Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

















Lady: "No, they open!"
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 01:05 AM
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do you have that ladies #................LOLLOL
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 01:06 AM
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thats prety good
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 02:16 AM
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all more the reason to have a drink [sm=icon_cheers.gif]
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 03:03 AM
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lmao!! ha ha ha ha....That's awesome.
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 04:24 AM
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That was great...
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 08:08 AM
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wassap mac daddy ?
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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bluebird...didnt u tell me that a couple nights ago?
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 08:34 AM
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ha ha ha that was funny....
 
Old May 25, 2006 | 05:19 PM
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ORIGINAL: txredneckmedic

bluebird...didnt u tell me that a couple nights ago?
Ummmmmm...................I don't remember! Did I? Oops, I really should stay away from alcohol!
 

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