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Old 11-17-2007, 07:48 AM
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Three guys are walking down the road in east bumb f#^$ and they all have to goto the bathroom. There is nothing in sight except a farm. So the first guy walks up behind the barn and starts pissing. The farmer comes out with a shotgunracks a round and yells... "who's there?!?!?!" Thefirst guypanics and looks around... he sees a catwalking buy and says "meeeeeooooooow." The farmer goes back inside swearing at thecat. The first guy goes to thesecondguy and says go **** on that barn andif the farmer comes out you're thecat.

So the second guy starts pissing on the barn and after a few seconds the farmer comes outwith his shotgun, racks a round and says "who the f#$%s there?!?!?!?" The second guy goes "meeeeeeeeeoooow".The farmer goes back inside swearing up a storm about his stupid cat. The second guy tells thethirdguy to **** on the back ofthe farm and to be the cat if the farmer comes out.

So the third guyis pissing on the back of the farm and like before the farmer comes outwith hisshotgun, racks a round and says "who the hell is out there?!?!?!?" The third guys says "It's me the cat!"
 
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Old 01-28-2008, 11:24 PM
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LOL
 
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:55 AM
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:56 AM
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lol...finally a funny one
 
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