Drinking with a redneck girl
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Drinking with a redneck girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the
same bar. When
the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in
one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out
her .45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting
it on the bar,
and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we
have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice."
God Bless America!
same bar. When
the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in
one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out
her .45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting
it on the bar,
and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we
have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice."
God Bless America!
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