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Old Jan 7, 2007 | 02:50 PM
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Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
 
Old Jan 7, 2007 | 03:07 PM
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[sm=funnypostabove.gif] I like this one almost as much as I love the nun/hippie joke. Good one!
 
Old Jan 7, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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hahahaha...
 
Old Jan 7, 2007 | 10:22 PM
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damn, that sucks to be Nick, if i were him i would accuse the Physician of posoning the King,haha
 
Old Jan 8, 2007 | 05:01 AM
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Ha ha ha. Funny. Lol
 
Old Jan 8, 2007 | 06:25 AM
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damn, that sucks to be Nick,
HAHAHA, yup, I am sure it would.
 
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 05:07 PM
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That was good, but let me guess ... this is one story where they didn't live happily ever after?
 
Old Jan 9, 2007 | 06:11 PM
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That was good... but i think it would take more than just a mere 4 hours of that.... i have had extensive experience on the issue of the mouth-to-breast topic.....
 
Old Jan 10, 2007 | 07:25 AM
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That was good... but i think it would take more than just a mere 4 hours of that.... i have had extensive experience on the issue of the mouth-to-breast topic.....
See what I mean?!?? "Mods & Jets & Clicks", not chicks!!!
 
Old Jan 10, 2007 | 08:30 AM
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ORIGINAL: EMS_0525

That was good... but i think it would take more than just a mere 4 hours of that.... i have had extensive experience on the issue of the mouth-to-breast topic.....
Have you now?
 



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