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Old Aug 22, 2006 | 04:49 AM
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went and looked at a house in the 909 and they had some stuff cooking up in the bathtub and so i had to take a crap and got a contact tweak on with some home made 909 go go juice and it kept me up for 3 weeks straight mk did you see my bike its not my bike anymore its different because its green and i got new wheels and you never hit me back on needing the front rim so i sold it and went back to that house in the 909 again because i had to use the bathroom
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Lots of hot bath tups out here thats why there are no fat chicks but they have no teeth either [sm=smiley11.gif]
 
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 05:02 AM
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ORIGINAL: lemac

went and looked at a house in the 909 and they had some stuff cooking up in the bathtub and so i had to take a crap and got a contact tweak on with some home made 909 go go juice and it kept me up for 3 weeks straight mk did you see my bike its not my bike anymore its different because its green and i got new wheels and you never hit me back on needing the front rim so i sold it and went back to that house in the 909 again because i had to use the bathroom
rotflmao....
Lots of hot bath tups out here thats why there are no fat chicks but they have no teeth either [sm=smiley11.gif]
at least you don't have to worry about them biting..... lol lol
 
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 05:08 AM
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if they have no teeth, then why are they allways chewing ? [:'(]
 
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 05:08 AM
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That's what i like about mk, always seeing the good in everything lol
 
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 05:13 AM
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he must not of been to the 909 then lol
 
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 06:27 AM
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ewww, fat or no teeth. ewwwwwwwwww You guys are killing me.
 
Old Aug 22, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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You can get one of those no teeth ones, and have her put an oyster in the roof of her mouth. Then when she gives you a BJ, it feels like a giant...um, nevermind... lol lol lol
[:'(]
 
Old Oct 2, 2006 | 03:13 AM
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that was hilarious, you managed to get enough feedback from this joke to get 2 pages of comments.
 
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