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Disgruntled Motorcyce Mechanic

Old Mar 19, 2010 | 02:17 PM
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A mechanic was removing a cylider-head from the motor of a Kawasaki motorcycle when he spotted a well known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic yelled across the garage, "Hey doc, want to take a look at this?"The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in; and when I'm finished it works just like new. So how come I make barely $50 000 a year and you make six times that much, when we do basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused for a moment, then smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running!"
 
Old Mar 19, 2010 | 02:30 PM
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Tru dat.....good one.
 
Old Mar 19, 2010 | 02:33 PM
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Thanks
 
Old Mar 19, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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hahaha nice
 
Old Mar 20, 2010 | 12:51 AM
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lol, that would be a feat...
 
Old Mar 20, 2010 | 02:55 AM
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thats a pretty good one..

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tho i wish I made $50 K a year as a bike mechanic..
 
Old Mar 20, 2010 | 03:15 AM
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I thought it was a little high myself, considering many places you dont get as much work in the winter, but I guess its part of the joke
 
Old Mar 20, 2010 | 04:17 AM
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Don't forget that's Canadian money! Lol! Okay, so the amount might have been a little bit off, but it's just part of the joke!
 
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