chuckles
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you, but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his armand
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says "Dam!"
And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different
puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would
make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you, but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his armand
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says "Dam!"
And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different
puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would
make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
