Rich guy walks into a bar in Texas and brags about how much land he owns. He keeps going on and on. So a guy asks him, "well how much land do you actually own?" The guy says "Well put this way buddy, I can fill my truck up with gas and never see the other side of my property by the time I run out" The other guy goes "I know what ya mean, I use to own a chevy too."

 

lol

 

I don;t know whether to laugh or cry. I own 3 chevys. lol lol

 

Chevrolet - Cracks Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks

 

Ouch,,, I love chevy.. better than ford


D-O-D-G-E Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

 

How do you get a chevy to go 0-60 in less than 8 seconds?



Push it off a cliff

 

What do you call a chevy at the top of a hill climb.



A miracle

 

What do you call 2 chevy's at the top of a hill climb


A mirage.

 

Ford's emblem = circle the problem
Found On Road Dead
Fix or Repair Daily
Fukked on Race Day
Fukked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Four Old Rusted Doors
For Only Retarded Drivers
Found On Road Ditches

Why are there sidewalks on most streets and hiways?
So Ford owners have a place to walk home.

IF it wasn't for Fords, our tools would rust.

If speed kills, Drive a Ford and live forever.

LOL LOL.....

 

ashes to ashes dust to dust, if not for chevy's my tools would rust.
Chevrolet. Can hear every valve rattle on long extended trips.

I just thought of of one from a comercial. Chevy, built like a rock, runs like one too.

Reason for so many ford jokes and not that many chevy jokes? Chevy owners have a lot of thinking time while working on their trucks and cars.

Reason for old beat-up fords still on the road and never any old beat chevy's? Chevy's don't make it longer than 10 years.