Blind man.
A blind man wanders into an all girl bar bymistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,you wannaHear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given thatyou are blind that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt inkarate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tellthat joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt inkarate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tellthat joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Nice!!
Well I think part of the problem with page not found is when you try to copy and paste in here, man this is getting sickening[:@] I had a good Blind Man joke, but it won't let me paste it in here. I'm about outta here. Here is the link if anyone cares. Because I certainly don't anymore.
http://www.chainletters.net/?item=1054
Well I think part of the problem with page not found is when you try to copy and paste in here, man this is getting sickening[:@] I had a good Blind Man joke, but it won't let me paste it in here. I'm about outta here. Here is the link if anyone cares. Because I certainly don't anymore.

http://www.chainletters.net/?item=1054
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