Joke section! Remember, alot of people view this site at work, so keep that in mind when posting a joke!

Blind man.

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jun 5, 2008 | 10:25 AM
  #1  
EMS_0525's Avatar
Thread Starter
|
Da dirty moderator
1st Gear Member
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 12,584
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Default Blind man.

A blind man wanders into an all girl bar bymistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,you wannaHear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given thatyou are blind that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt inkarate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tellthat joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 03:10 PM
  #2  
hoedogg's Avatar
Administrator
1st Gear Member
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 17,484
From: bay area cali
Default RE: Blind man.

LOL
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 03:22 PM
  #3  
deej's Avatar
Your Humble Moderator/Admin
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 21,060
From: Washington
1st Gear Member
Default RE: Blind man.

Nice!!

Well I think part of the problem with page not found is when you try to copy and paste in here, man this is getting sickening[:@] I had a good Blind Man joke, but it won't let me paste it in here. I'm about outta here. Here is the link if anyone cares. Because I certainly don't anymore.

http://www.chainletters.net/?item=1054
 
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Worlok14
Off Topic
8
Dec 21, 2008 12:09 AM
kawasabi
Ninja 250R
2
Jul 1, 2008 05:23 AM
Odimus
Off Topic
27
Nov 4, 2007 05:17 PM
Notstock
Off Topic
38
Aug 18, 2006 12:43 AM
evil636
Ninja ZX-6R & ZX-6RR
13
Feb 2, 2006 10:02 AM




All times are GMT. The time now is 01:41 PM.