A big bulky biker and his buddy are sitting at the bar having a few rounds when an old man walks up to the biker. He slams his beer on the bar next to the biker and starts yelling "I called your grandmother last night and started talking dirty to her, and she got downright nasty on the phone." The biker didn't say anything and the old man walked back to the table he was sitting at and ordered another beer.
A few minutes later, the old man finished his beer and walked back up to the bar, slammed his empty beer bottle down next to the biker and yelled out "I walked by your grandmother's house last night and peeked in her window. She was naked and looking fine as hell!" Again the biker didn't say anything, and the old man went back to his table and ordered another beer. At this point, the biker's friend was wondering what was going on. His buddy was known for having a fierce and violent temper, yet he was doing nothing.
When the old man finished his next beer, he walked up to the biker, and once again slammed the empty bottle on the bar. He started yelling again "You know, last night I had sex with your grandmother, and she LOVED it." Finally the biker stood up, grabbed the old mans arm, and yelled "Dammit Grandpa, you're drunk. Grandma is probably worried about you. Go home!"

 

i saw that comin haha still funny

 

Ha, ha. funny

 

lol, that was pretty good