>Drinks Show Your Personality
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>
>Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York
>City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based
>on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
>almost all counts. The results:
>
>PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
>
>Drink: Beer
>Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
>Drink: Blender Drinks
>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a--.
>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>Drink: Mixed Drinks
>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
>knows EXACTLY what she wants.
>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
>send YOU a drink..................
>
>
>Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
>friends.
>Drink: White Zinfandel
>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
>has NO clue.
>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy
>target.
>Drink: Shots
>Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
>totally drunk... and naked.
>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to
>do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
>Drink: Tequila
>No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
>
>PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
>
>THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very
>simple and clear cut:
>
>
>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
>
> Wine:
> He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
>image to help him get laid.
>
>Whiskey: He doesn't give a darn about anything but getting laid.
>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>White Zinfandel: He's gay[/align]