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10 Things That Men Understand About Women;

Old Mar 10, 2006 | 04:41 AM
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Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women


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Old Mar 10, 2006 | 04:44 AM
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so true. they need to invent a service manuel, complete with brain code functions and a diagnostic section.
 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 04:49 AM
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89,000 pages, 2400 sub sections and 10,000 pages of new or knowen problems. Fixes delivered when available
 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 04:52 AM
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Ha Ha!! Is there 10?? I only know about 3. #10 Even though my wife's cooking is so bad, the flies fixed the screen door, you still tell her it tastes GREAT!!
 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 06:11 AM
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i know just as much as you guys.... damb we're good....
 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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hey, I bought one of thoes manuals on ebay and it was all grey the inside to. wtf.
 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 08:20 AM
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Reminds me of another similar one that my friend Jill sent me... Only she didn't send it to me, she sent it to someone else at work who had a very similar email address to mine... and he just happened to be the department director. Ooops. It was funny though, he just stopped by my office and said "Hey... Do you happen to know somebody named Jill? I think I've accidently got one of your emails... I'll forward it on."

Top 10 Things That Men Know About Women

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10. They have *****.
 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 03:17 PM
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OMFG, gerg I just clicked on the link in your sig and nearly died!

 
Old Mar 10, 2006 | 09:31 PM
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I understand ten things about men...........
1. they have 2 brains
2. Going out out dinner is a burger and a beer
3. Their 2nd brain is in the nether region
4. Romance= SEX
5. 2nd brain usually wins out over first
6. When they look at a woman they don't see a face they see a big target
6. Their brain when clouded by beer has very bad judgement
7. winter sports= holding the remote
8. A hug is foreplay
9. brain= *****
10. Main goal out of life??? Keeping 2nd brain satisfied

 
Old Mar 11, 2006 | 12:41 AM
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good point Shon!
 

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