Come to think about it ... What does he do when he wakes up
in the morning w/ wood ???? Roll over and break it off ?

 

ok playstation... now that was wrong.... i dont know bout you.... but when i got wood in the morning... it stops me from rolling off the bed and onto the floor......
its like my external kick stand....

 

I've been married to long that thing don't work no more...
Although I was cleaning it the other night and it went off..!!

 

did you use butter while you were cleaning it????

 

So im sitting in front of the computer and i see this thread has been updated..
i giggled out load and said IM not sure i wanna go back there.. whilst shaking my head..
My wife says.... wtf? are you laughing at me...
i reply: no baby its the forum.. her reply: BS!
so she boldly pushes me a side a bit and starts reading this wonderful kickstand thread..
Thats what you pigs write about all day... isnt it... i thought you were looking to fix the bike
WTF?

I told her to "bit my ***... go clean something" and then i wrote this post
hmm hmmm i bet i get some later.

 

nice work!!!!!!!!!!! someone give this guy a pat on the back.... lol lol lol lol... ya you'll be getting something alright..... and it's not what you think..... lol lol lol...

 

Yea, you'll get a nice kink in your neck from having to sleep on the couch...lol

 

and don't forget the shoe stuck in his *** from her kicking him...

 

so i wake up this morning... i got this lump in my neck? and i couldnt roll off the couch.. i had to pull the boot outta my ars.. first...

 

wow.... not fun at all.... i know the feeling all too well.... when i can home one day with my first motorcycle and forgot to mention it to my girlfriend....