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FuryofGreen 09-01-2006 03:48 AM

you know youre a rider when..
 


...someone asks u what u want for ur bday and u say "a pair of Pilot Powers and a full exhaust"

....ur eyes light up and are pinned WIDE OPEN from the sound of any bike coming or going

.... u cum from watching a burnout, wheelie, stoppie, endo or watching urself redline

....in stand still traffic, Whitelinin' is your only friend

....ur ugly, fat and a piece of **** and still u get azz.

....the only sign u throw up is acknowledging anotha rider when they pass

...it gets warmer, u see and hear from people from when last season ended ...........

....and your phone just does not stop ringing until it gets cold again

90f your conversation is on bikes, riding, s*x, chicks, and stunts

your known by your bike and color of your gear

you have friends in your phone by name and bike ie tim r1

your fav stop to hang is a disserted road or parking lot

the gas station on the way to the twisties knows that sunday at 1 they will need a lot of cold redbull, and they know you by name

your best friend is at the VP gas pump and parts store

you lean your head and ass thru corners in your car

you go to clutch your steering wheel and shift with your foot

u know every corner and runaway spot in town

u get mad when u see gravel in a intersection

your gf is mad cause your talking and u hear a bike and looking for instead of talking to her

u have more stunt vids then porn tapes

u check your bike at least 3 times a nite to make sure she's safe

u have shifter marks on all ur shoes

if thurs nite includes a bike wash and shine, but you forget to shower

when having bugs in your teeth tastes great

When your dream is to fu*k on your bike or did it already

you see a cop and twist your wrist



Notstock 09-01-2006 03:51 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
Sweet that should be a sticky!

frrogger1 09-01-2006 03:53 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
+1 thats awesome

FuryofGreen 09-01-2006 03:55 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
lol frogger "if girls are made of sugar and ****e how come they taste like tuna" lol

Notstock 09-01-2006 03:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: FuryofGreen

lol frogger "if girls are made of sugar and ****e how come they taste like tuna" lol
Just froggers skanks!

frrogger1 09-01-2006 04:09 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
hey now.....mine dont taste like tuna....they taste like salmon.....lol

Notstock 09-01-2006 04:10 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
Nasety salmon is oily [:-]best you cn do is white albacore :D in spring water lol

FuryofGreen 09-01-2006 04:12 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
lol yuck[:'(]

frrogger1 09-01-2006 04:14 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
mmmm white albacore with a little cream sauce.yummy ha ha ha hah a

evil636 09-01-2006 04:35 AM

RE: you know youre a rider when..
 
slim girls taste like chicken.


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