The wonder boner!
 

I know this appears to be a spoof, but the wonder boner really works on certain species of fish.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1892933

Nice! I was worried there for a sec. ;)

Deejer, where in the world have you been? Seems like it's been a while since you have peeked in on us!

I've been painting and installing laminate flooring and trim. My wife and I switched bedrooms........whoops was that out loud? :p You see I snore and well......again I'm thinking out loud. :D Nevermind:)

Deej, I wouldn't have said that on this forum man. These guys are ruthless and you just opened the door! So you have those late night sneekin into the bedroom conjugal visits huh.............LOL

yeah, from the neighbors while ya snore.

Dam deej, get the tonsils yanked and forget the seperate rooms or tell her to go back to momma.

I wouldn't want any woman getting near me with the de-boner!