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Old 10-18-2007, 06:22 AM
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The scene in Jurassic park where the T-Rex was chasing the little jeep was wrong. The T-rex and the jeep were trying to get away from Chuck Norris
 
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:33 AM
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:38 AM
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Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in just 3 moves.
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:41 AM
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I wish I had a fact generator for my vista side bar, they have one for jack bauer, but jack bauer is not chuck norris.
 
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Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:02 AM
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Behind every strong man, is a strong woman. Behind every dead man, is Chuck Norris.
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:06 AM
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnafying glass.... at night
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:08 AM
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnafying glass.... at night
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Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who has beaten a brick wall at tennis.
 
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:09 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk&NR=1

Seems like hes getting more publicity from these jokes.

Chuck norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.
 

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