well working in a ship yard puts idears in my head :)
heavy duty pole killing texter of pwi

Buahahaha! hoedogg she is going to kill you:D:D:D

LOl, those are good.
How about this:

"The Text-Distracted Pole Dancing Cruise Ship Pirate of P.W.I."

Man this is going to take a while! How many pages? Bet? I bet three!

I don't build ships no more sluts. I got laid off. :D

"The Texting Ex-law enforcement Laid-Off ship builder Pole breaking whore of P.W.I."

"The Texting Ex-law enforcement Laid-Off ship builder Pole breaking Knee Bashing whore of P.W.I."

I don't think she was actually a cop...not sure what she did as part of law enforcement...

I fixed it..
wonder what it was then.
Could be a good add:D

I investigated crime scenes . CSI beyoches! I also worked in traffic safety division for special events.