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Old 01-15-2008, 09:22 AM
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First off lemme esplain where, and the Hours that i work. I am the shift supervisor for security at the bank of america building here in sa. I work dogwatch. And i have a HUGE fear of the 27th, and the 28th floors. THEY ARE CREAPY AS S***. I hate even going up there. Its pitch black, cold, and i hear all kinds of noises. (seriously, i almost shot one of the janitors who was messing with me.) My boss came into the building last night with his girlfriend to take her on the roof...............for whatever reason. As im patrolling the top 2 floors he starts making all kinds of noises, like scratching the glass, and dropping tools and stuff. I holler out that if anyone is up there messing with me, and trying to scare me they will be shot! So i check the whole floor looking for whatever made the noises. NADA! Im walking back to the elevators, down a pitch black hallway, I round the corner, and my boss jumps out of a doorway with a freaking hockey mask on. I SMASHED HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE with a mean *** right jab, and broke the hockey mask and everything. So needless to say hes pissed at me for breaking his nose, but not for punching him. He said he would have done the same thing. Just thought i would share that with you.
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:45 AM
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now thats funny..... well he kinda deserved it... ya gave him a warning.. at least ya didnt shoot him...lol
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:41 AM
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LOL oh man, I bet he thought he was being funny
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:04 PM
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haha he deserved it
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:02 PM
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:16 PM
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aaahahahaha there went your pay raise...lol
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:21 PM
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If anything, he should get it... he did his job - and well. Protect the facility from intruders... if you don't announce yourself when prompted - you deserve to get your face busted - and a few other things.
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:37 PM
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn I bet most of us envy you cuz i know i wanted to punch my boss in the face before
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:39 PM
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NO WAY!!!!!!!...........They trust you with a gun?[8D] Oh and next time kick him in the nads right in front of his girlfriend, waaaaaaay funnier.
 
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:41 PM
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haha +1 with the nad kicking
 


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